Remember this song? Hilarious!
In the November edition of GLAMOUR Magazine there is an ad for Bulova Watches. The girl in the ad is wearing SICK pants! What are they? Who makes them? HELP!
The writer of the below article is going to be Ali Lohan for Halloween. What a mess she is in this photo!
Ah, the end of October and crisp autumn air is quite melancholy, conjuring up stressful sentiments on what costume to wear to this year’s Halloween, Let’s Impress Fest. The madness feeds upon itself with casual conversations such as, “Oh what will you dress as this year?” and “Fuck Halloween, I never dress up, that’s for losers.” Well, that doesn’t bode well for creativity and when it comes to last minute costume ideas the pickings are quite slim. What to do?
Halloween is the kickoff of the holiday season after a disappointing stint known as summer. You remember summer! Weekends of debaucherous nights at lame Las Vegas pool parties or beach side in OC pretending to belong to who knows what. By fall you are surely bored with your life and clothes and the lack of attention garnered. Time to clip the losers and make a focus on new beginnings. Be honest. Halloween is a fresh start to change. It doesn’t have to get off on the wrong foot. But at least you can try!
Let’s talk Halloween! Oh dear, the parties that we are all subjected too, with every little whore kitten, devil, pirate, angel, aesthetician, mouse, nurse, nun, cop, sexy Ginger, MaryAnn, Mrs. Howell (okay that is cool), piece of paper, wtf ?, you get the idea… Anyway, anything involving attention whores usually goes hand in hand with showing naughty parts and making out with the nearest slut to garner attention from non-attentive guys. Boring! If only we could combine the sexiness of dressing in costume without looking like a meth lab shower skank. Take it back, girls! You can’t look cool smoking cigarettes on a patio when you are shivering like a bat out of hell. Patsy and Edwina would not approve! Embrace interesting fashion and collude it with your personality. Take a chance! Conversely, this article would not be complete without mentioning that men dressed as pimps should be taken out and shot.
There is nothing wrong with being sexy on Halloween but can’t we reel in the slut factor? Or at least get creative with some cool clothes? Have a little pride in your costume. Be the pregnant nun but don’t get pregnant by your best friend’s boyfriend. Wear vintage and spaz it up with some sassy tights and come hither heels a la cultural spin. Put on your smarts because you never know who is hiding behind that sexy priest outfit. Father Jim could be a Jane. Buyer beware!
Written By: Katie Cummings
one of THE nicest spas I have been to! The Montage in Beverly Hills.
