People are Funny.
Friend: My landlord TYPED me a letter telling me that she is in a really creative spot right now and wanted to know what I thought of the new font she was using.
Paige: I am crying from laughing. I mean, fonts are a pretty big deal.
Friend: I will give it to you.
Paige: Will you give them all to me?
Friend: Normally I throw them out in a rage, but I will save them and give them to you.
Paige: Thank you. We WILL make a book out of these... "THE LANDLORD".
Friend: Or "Diary of the KKrazy"
Paige: Wait, what is her name?
Friend: "Jane Doe"
Paige: STOP IT!
Friend: I know, it is perfect.
Friend: I wish I had kept everything.... like the note about the 2 crumbs she apparently found, or the hair, or not having "boys" over.
Paige: "It's funny cus it's true" -Homer Simpson
Friend: I could go on but it just makes me mad that she wastes my time with this crap.
Paige: And the environment with her unnecessary use of paper. She is not very eco-friendly!
Friend: She claims she is! I want to tell her to stop wasting paper.... makes more sense.
Paige: It would be easier to manage our "book" if she just started emailing you these notes, anyway.
Friend: She stopped emailing me because I told her I don't always get them... just to freak her out. So she now prefers things in writing.
Paige: Ok. Well, whatever works for "Jane". I mean she IS " The Landloard".
Paige: Does "Jane" have a job?
Friend: no
Paige: I wonder what "Jane" wanted to be when she grew up?
Friend: Who knows.
Paige: Will you PLEASE keep me posted on ANY interaction with her? Ok?
Friend: I will. I Promise.
Paige: Thank you.
Dec 16th